Do you have a special event coming up where the honoree needs a good roasting? I've written roasts for people and occasions all over the country— for birthdays, anniversaries, going away events, retirement parties... you name it.

All you need to do is provide me with pertinent facts about this individual and I'll tap into my inner comedy writer to develop a routine that will have the audience laughing and the roastee heading for cover. All in good fun, of course.